“Yes I bring your favourite apple pie. With de wires and
bead tings baked in side, Mixed with the cinnamon stick
mixed up with the slices. I no know which one of us mad, you or me. Since when
you start eat wire and computer chips Leroy?
Eeeeie? Yu turn me in a laughing stock with me neighbour Sam and you
friend Geoff. How you can ask an electronics expert to help bake cake, eeeeie?” she continues after a sharp intake of
breadth.
“Whooie oh Whooie, you young people come to England to turn mad and now you want us older folk to catch de madness too is that it Leroy a so it go eeeie? Well me nah catch none of you fool fool ways, not me not one little bit.”
“Can you just pass the apple pie Aunt Mo. please thank you” responded Leroy.
“How you going to eat that rubbish Leroy? How you going to eat that, it nuh will make you sick, unless you have come to your senses and feel de shame and decide to do the horrible thing. Before anything I beg you do not expose yourself again and let me hear about it, Public shame is not a good thing.”
“Whooie oh Whooie, you young people come to England to turn mad and now you want us older folk to catch de madness too is that it Leroy a so it go eeeie? Well me nah catch none of you fool fool ways, not me not one little bit.”
“Can you just pass the apple pie Aunt Mo. please thank you” responded Leroy.
“How you going to eat that rubbish Leroy? How you going to eat that, it nuh will make you sick, unless you have come to your senses and feel de shame and decide to do the horrible thing. Before anything I beg you do not expose yourself again and let me hear about it, Public shame is not a good thing.”
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